March 2012
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February 2012
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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vixxey:
Whenever I see Rick Santorum’s name I see “Rick Scrotum” instead.
Every.Single.Time.
accurate
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
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spacemann-craig:
politics is the worst fandom.
more lyk pooplitics if u no wut i mean ho ho ho
Watch
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queasyapothecary asked: You will be Marshall Lee forever for me, because that's how I discovered you
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional... →
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hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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Anonymous asked: Broccoli Spears. The long lost cousin of Britney Spears.
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1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
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teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
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LOL. Someone unfollowed me after I said I like Kpop. Okay. XD
Anonymous asked: you like Kpop?
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Me: And this is Super Junior.
Jacky: Oh hi. Hey theeerrrreeee... you're pretty.
Jacky: When I die
Jacky: I want to reincarnate as a kpop group.
Me: The whole group?
Jacky: YES. DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL I'D BE?
Jacky: All the girls would love me.
Jacky: LOOK AT HIM, HE'S FLAWLESS
Jacky: HE'S EVEN GOT LIKE A COOL NAIL THING
Jacky: I WANT A COOL NAIL THING
Jacky: FUCK
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